I apologize, but this issue of Banana Juice is coming out a couple
months late. I don't mean to make excuses, but we were having web space
problems, and personally, I was having computer problems.

Still, we have one fucked up, righteous issue of Banana Juice/issue
number five. In my opinion, this could be one of the better issues ever
and definitely the most humorous.

Unfortunately, this could be one of the last text issues of Banana
Juice. Our next issue is going paper back--but, if sales are alright, I
will release this in ASCII text once again for you text nerds out there!

So kick back, read on, grab a banana and enjoy!